Quote of the day

"We can see some nice cracked edges that do look very much like a bullet hole."

Nice is not an adjective one thinks of when describing a bullet hole, generally. Anthropologists are just so damn quirky, gotta love 'em!

The ACTUAL Quote of the day

"Watch Donald get gored."

Having just toured several national parks, this holds a bit more weight...I knew I should have been filming those kids around the desert centipede at Carlsbad Caverns...

And this sentence sums up the entire article -

...in an effort to home in on “contributing factors (technology)” to park accidents, the service recently felt compelled to add “inattention to surroundings” to more old-fashioned causes like “darkness” and “animals.”

Quote of the day

"May you always have soft cuticles while tweeting."

That is some sound advice from a damn classy lady.

The Japanese hate fat kids

I wish that my kindergarten had built me a tree house!

It probably would have been much safer than the shoddy ones we used to put together with scrapped plywood and 2x4's found who knows where...

I have to say, leaving the rope as the only method of getting up there is brilliant. It's like they purposely wanted to exclude the fat kids from the joys of a tree-borne club house. Joe was never my favorite little rascal, anyway.

Apparently, only 30 out of 130 (approximately 23%) students made it up to this wondrous realm of imagination and girl-hating. I'm sure Petey would approve.